The first two days of the NCAA basketball tournament tops their ranking, clinched by this fun fact: More men schedule vasectomies over that weekend than any other — "a perfect excuse," Litke notes, "to turn on the TV and burrow into the couch ... while being served food and drink by a friend or significant other."
Then AP pro football writer Rob Maaddi joins them to recap some zany aspects of the big game, debate "Brady or Belichick." and predict which teams — not named the Patriots — might turn up for the 2020 edition.
On the menu: The joys of Nutella.